Dirty Whore Of The Day: Lostprophets’ Ian Watkins

This sick fuck was sentenced today to serve 29 years behind bars and another six under “strict probation,” for the attempted rape of a baby.

My hope is that he gets brutally raped repeatedly by angry Black men and Cholos every day for the remainder of his prison bitch life.

The lead singer of the popular rock band Lostprophets pleaded guilty today to multiple sexual offenses involving children.

Watkins also admitted to the attempted rape of an 11-month-old baby boy, footage of which was shown in court.

Two unnamed female co-defendants, one of whom is the mother of the child Watkins assaulted, were also sentenced to 14 and 17 years.

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Dirty Ho of the Day

I want to thank Rihanna for reminding me why I call this site Dirty WHORElebrity.

In case you missed it, Celie posted this pic of her ass on Twitter earlier today along with a caption saying the pic was from the set of her new music video. Keep your fingers crossed, readers, because we’re THISCLOSE to receiving an invitation to tour her vagina. :-) Another breakup or a fall off the charts should lower her self-esteem to a shamefully entertaining level.  I’m looking forward to it.

Eel Chews Through Man’s Ass

A man from China’s southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he stuck a live eel up his ass for pleasure and it got stuck inside him.

…Jesus, come get yo kids, now.

The man, who clearly missed the memo that a dick up the ass is far less painless than an Eel, inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his ass after seeing it done in a porn movie….*sigh*…. Subsequently, this extra special slice of stupid had to undergo surgery to have the eel removed.

Below, his X-ray image shows how far inside the man’s body the eel was able to get. The other photo shows the eel after it was removed from the man. Too bad it didn’t make it to his heart.

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Boy Kills Mom, Poses With Her Decapitated Head

A mentally ill young man has been charged with murdering and dismembering his mother’s body. He then posed with his mother’s severed head in a photo taken on his cellphone.

23-year-old Bashid McLean appears proud in the disturbing photo.

The Huff Post reports that McLean had harbored resentment towards his mother who worked as a home health aide and was described as a “beautiful mother” and a “hard worker” by her sister.

McLean allegedly fatally hit his mother while she was sleeping before stealing money from her to purchase a saw to cut up her corpse.

He reportedly confessed to the charges and has been placed on suicide watch.

Mother Kills Son Because His Penis Was Too Small

Oh, ok…..

via Huff Post:

An Indonesian woman drowned her nine-year-old son in the bath, claiming she was worried that his “small penis” would affect his prospects for the future.

The 38-year-old woman told police her son had had a small penis prior to being circumcised, but that it appeared to shrink further after the operation.

She told police investigators that she killed him as he would have a bleak future with his small penis.

After this crazy bitch drowned her son she dressed him and laid him on a bed then went to the police to confess her crime.

Dirty Hoes Of The Day

Ahhh, White Trash….

The four young demons pictured above, Alisa Massaro (pictured top right), 18; Bethany McKee (pictured bottom left), 18; Adam Landerman (pictured top left), 19 (his mother is a Joliet police sergeant); and Joshua Miner (pictured bottom right), 24, have been charged with the gruesome killings of best friends Eric Glover 22, and Terrence Rankin 22 (pictured below).

The four suspects are facing first-degree murder charges for the strangulation deaths of the two Black men who they robbed, killed, and partially dismembered in January. Police investigators have now learned that three of the accused murderers had sex on top of the corpses.

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Two Women Busted for Wearing Cocaine Diapers

Two thirsty bitches traveling from the Dominican Republic were arrested at JFK on Saturday for carrying 6.5 kilos of cocaine in “diapers” made of duct tape.

According to Gothamist.com:

A drug-sniffing Customs dog alerted agents to contraband on Priscilla Pena and Michelle Blassingale, but a search of their luggage yielded nothing. While she was being questioned, Pena “appeared to be very nervous,” and during a subsequent pat-down, a CBP Officer “noticed a hard object near Pena’s waist and buttocks.”

Prosecutors say Pena and Blassingale consented to a strip search, revealing black girdles “which resembled a diaper” wrapped in a silver plastic. And nestled within the diapers: cocaine pellets, which were “rigged like a girdle around their hindquarters.”

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Dirty Ho of the Day: Wyclef

Ya boy Wyclef is on that HELLA EXTRA…Damn…..

This is how Clef decided to ring in his 43rd birthday…saturated in dick glaze oil and straddling a bike….

I’m sure this will distract you from recent news that his non-profit Yele Haiti foundation went out of business last month, leaving behind considerable debt and a few unfinished projects.

Meanwhile, I’mma go head and file this under #homoerotic. You do you.