Team Jolie Or Team Zeta-Jones To Play Dame Taylor?


Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended the premiere Of Sony Pictures’ “Salt” in Hollywood last night.

“What’s amazing about [Jolie] is the amount of things going on in her life and how calm she is in the middle of them,” producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura told PEOPLE. “She’s an unbelievably committed mom, and she’s an unbelievably committed actress, and on human rights … it’s a whirlwind going on around her, and in the middle of it she’s as calm as can be.”

At the afterparty, the couple was joined Jolie’s father, Oscar winner Jon Voight, who, according to PEOPLE mag, looked thrilled as Pitt chatted affectionately with him throughout the evening and he shared a hug with his daughter.

In related news, The UK Telegraph reports that Angelina and Catherine Zeta-Jones are both interested in taking on the lead role of Elizabeth Taylor in director Mike Nichols’ adaptation of the book Furious Love: Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, and the Marriage of the Century. Russell Crowe, Clive Owen and Colin Farrell are reportedly being considered for the male lead, Richard Burton.

Some Chick Spits Out Wanye’s Seed


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Lil Wayne has welcomed his 2nd, or 3rd, maybe 4th bastard child into the world, (who’s keeping count), and luckily for us, our taxes dollars won’t be spent on providing the baby’s formula, handcuffs and blunts and shit. Come now, ya’ll know this little bastard will have a criminal record by the time he says to Lauren “you sure you my real momma?”.

Lauren London and Weezy welcomed a healthy baby boy into the world on 09-09-09.

I wonder if Wayne was in the delivery room during the birth? Why do I get the feelin’ that if he isn’t gettin’ paid to show up to an event, including the birth of his kids, he ain’t showing up.

I wonder why my vagina hurts at the thought of breeding for this fool?

Ok, BRB….I gotta go douche, wax and shine.