Daily Archives: August 3, 2008

Sup, Bitches


If you felt the ground shake and witnessed a solar eclipse, it’s because People mag unveiled the new Messiahs today.

Load the bong and pour a shot of something strong cause your soul will be reborn after viewing these pics. Matter-of-fact, if you stare at the pics long enough, I’m sure whatever your ailments are will be healed!!

Saint Jolie and her Breeder-Brad have whored out their twins for a cool $14 million, giving People and British tabloid Hello! mag joint rights to publish the most expensive celebrity pictures ever sold. The money will go to a foundation created by Pitt and Jolie that focuses on helping children around the world.

The People issue will feature twin babies Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon in an 19-page spread that will hit newsstands on Monday.

Madge And Moore Get Serious


Michigan native Madonna and her daughter Lourdes attended filmmaker Michael Moore’s Fourth Annual Traverse City Film Festival in Michigan on Saturday, where Madge introduced her documentary I Am Because We Are, which about orphans in Malawi.

“You can take the girl out of Michigan but you can’t take Michigan out of the girl,” Madonna told the crowd of more than 500 inside a theater and hundreds more watching via simulcast.

“I don’t get here enough,” said Madonna. “It’s great to be bringing my movie to a place that feels familiar.”

Poor Kelly Bundy


2008 hasn’t been the best year for Christina Applegate. First, her dick supplier died from an overdose and now the bitch has rotting tits.

Damn.

Applegate has been diagnosed with breast cancer. Her spokeswhore has released the following statement:

“Christina Applegate was diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer. Benefiting from early detection through a doctor ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening.”

The rep added: “Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery. No further statement will be issued at this time.”