Daily Archives: August 11, 2008

Dirty Whore Of The Day


An 11-year-old boy was arrested Monday morning, accused by police of trying to rob a Walgreens drug store in Orlando, Florida.

The boy entered the store around 3:30 a.m. with fake guns and tried to rob an employee and the store manager. Someone in the store was able to dial 911, and officers were waiting for the boy when he fled.

The boy tried to get away on a bike with money in hand, but officers quickly caught up with him in the parking lot.

Customers were troubled by the incident.“It’s a shame. He is 11 years old. That is a very young and tender age. This could be something that potentially changes him for good,” Elizabeth Pena said.

In case you’re wondering why I’m using a picture of Sean Preston and Jayden James to accompany this article, it’s because I can totally see them pulling a similar move in about 10 years, only difference is, Britney will be crazy enough to drive the getaway bike! And it won’t be a Walgreens they rob. It’ll be the Frito Lay company.

Muy Dirtilicious!!


I would love to roll around naked with Toccara in tequila-laced jello. As long as she doesn’t say a word, it could be fun! Her high-whinny voice annoys. But, should she annoy me with her vocals, I got something sweet and wet to shove in her mouth in order to shut her up.

Here’s the sexy slag at the premiere of ‘Love For Sale’ at the Mann Theaters-Beverly Center in Los Angeles on August 8th.

Is This Bitch For Real?


As if the paparazzi and the media don’t already give us a good idea just how whacked-out the Spears family is, Lynn Spears wants to provide you with even more insight, particularly about her role as the ring leader of her family circus.

Here is the cover of her book called “Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World“; which is due out on September 16th.

The book is a memoir, describing Spears’s “story of what it was like being a mom and raising two very famous people”. The book will not be a parenting guide, as initially reported.

The bitch probably realized that parenting advise from her would be like Amy Winehouse giving drug advise to the crackies on A&E’s Intervention show.

I’m not buying this book. I’ll wait and read the excerpts that will inevitably leak online.

Oasis Day On Virgin Radio Xtreme


This wonderful news for an Oasis fanatic like myself!

It’s Oasis Day this Friday (August 15th) on the UK’s Virgin Radio Xtreme between 9am and 6pm.

Oasis will be playing their new single “The Shock of the Lightning” as well as all the old classics. There’ll be exclusive live sessions, B-sides and a bunch of rarities.

CLICK HERE to register to listen to the show on Friday and remember, this is London time so set your reminders accordingly.