The Bitch Is Hiding Something

One of the Olsen Trolls probably gave Heath drugs, which he mixed with others drugs that killed his ass. She feels bad. Probably blames herself.

Mary-Kate wants immunity from prosecution before she will cooperate with a federal investigation into Heath Ledger’s accidental overdose death. Investigators may subpoena Mary-Kate but they’re hoping she’ll stop acting like a starved-stubborn troll and cooperate.

The Drug Enforcement Administration’s probe into whether Ledger was over-prescribed medicine began shortly after his death. An autopsy revealed he had prescription pain, anxiety and sleep medications in his system and the combination killed him.

Investigators have interviewed Ledger’s ex, Michelle Williams, and Ledger’s doctors and found prescriptions for every drug so far except Oxycodone and Vicodin.

The only person left to interview is Olsen but the bitch would rather shop, snort and vomit than be of assistance.

Send the troll back to middle earth if she keeps acting like Gollum the grouch!

UPDATE: Olsen’s spokeswhore has released the following statement;

“Regarding the government’s investigation, at Ms. Olsen’s request, we have provided the government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger’s death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed,” the statement from her attorney continues.

“We don’t know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the government’s inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate.”

New Music: Beyonce

CLICK HERE to have a listen to a new track by Beyonce called “Case” – what do you think of it? Me likes, even though Beyonce’s music is not my cup of tea.

Dirty Radio Cuming Soon

I’m taking my love for celebrities and sex to the next level, ya’ll!

Join me on Friday, August 15th at 9:00pm(PT) when I launch the official Dirty WHORElebrity Radio!

Yes, this show is for MATURE LISTENERS!!!

The format of the show is simple; I talk about the latest in celebrity gossip, various sex tips/topics, I’ll gave sexlebrity guests / co-hosts, and I will play the tunes that I LOVE. I will also introduce you to a few tunes from Indie acts that you’ve probably never heard of!

So, be sure to buy a new tube of lube cause its gonna be a dirticiliously sexy show!

Hope to hear from ya!

A Tribe Called Over

Poor a little out for ya homies folks cause rap group A Tribe Called Quest are dead. And by dead I mean, they ain’t NEVER recording no mo tunes!

The group returned to the stage in New York on Sunday night – their third reunion in four years, and Q-Tip warned fans not to expect any new material, now or in the future – because they will never improve on what they have already created.

He says, “It will never, ever happen. We don’t want to be one of those groups that comes back 15 years later and puts out an album that’s not that good. It’s why the Beatles never got back together.”

Classic Music Video Of The Day

Ginuwine = In those Jeans

I Thought They Were Married Already

Lindsay HoHan and her fake dick supplier are set to wed at a private ceremony in LA later this year, according to the New of the World.

Lindsay’s fame-whore mother, Dina, has told folks that she wants to “welcome Sam into the family”.

Lindsay will apparently wear a white Chanel mini-dress for the occasion and Sam has joked that she’ll wear a black groom-style suit complete with a TOP HAT.

A source adds, “Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the year.

“Lindsay’s new album Spirit In The Dark is out in November, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s around then.

“They’ve been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends’.

“But they’ve decided it isn’t a fling, it’s for life— so they want to make their romance public.”

Glad He’s Still Alive!

TMZ is reporting that Morgan Freeman may have fallen asleep at the wheel last night, causing him to lose control of his car, flipping it over several times and resulting in him being airlifted to the hospital where he was treated for several broken ribs and a knee injury.

The accident happened while actor was driving on Highway 32 in Tallahatchie County, in Memphis. Bill Luckett, Freeman’s friend and co-owner of Freeman’s restaurant Madidi, said Freeman was sitting up and talking at the hospital.

Freeman’s female passenger had to be cut out of the car using the Jaws of Life. She’s suffering from bumps and bruises, but is “all in all in good condition.”

Dirty Quote Of The Day

“It is a complete waste of the money John McCain’s contributors have donated to his campaign. It is a complete waste of the country’s time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States”.

-Kathy Hilton responds to McCunt’s Obama spot