Daily Archives: August 20, 2008
Because Gays Make Good Parents Too!
File this one under: “So, He Really Doesn’t Like Pussy?”
Ricky Martin is the proud father of twin boys; via In vitro fertilization. (BTW, that’s Ricky in the shades in the pic above)
“The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky’s full-time care,” his rep told the AP. “Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children.”
“The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky’s full-time care,” his rep told the AP. “Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children.”
Dirty Whores Of The Day
I couldn’t decide which of these stories would make for the better ‘Dirty Whore Of The Day’, so fuck it, I am posting them both.
Dirty Whore Of The Day #1:
Police said a man called 911 and reported a robbery after a gas station employee refused to give him his money back for an unopened box of condoms.
Officers responded quickly to the call and found a gas station worker who fit the description of the robber given by the caller.
The 21-year-old man told them he called 911 and made the bogus report to help him get his money back. Police charged him with making a false report.
Dirty Whore Of The Day #2:
Police in Wisconsin say a woman celebrated her birthday by helping her teenage son rob two gas stations. The 37-year-old woman acted as the getaway driver while her 17-year-old son robbed the stations at gunpoint.
The woman’s 13-month-old daughter and two boys ages 10 and 14 rode along during the robberies. The younger children have been turned over to child welfare.
Mom and son are in custody and awaiting charges.
Today With Our Ho K….
A couple of Hollywood’s finest fish gathered at Coco DeVille Nightclub in West Hollywood on August 19th. Our Ho K and Whoris Hilton were among the attendees.
Between Our Ho K and Whoris, can’t you smell the tuna through your computer? I can and it needs to be mixed with a bit of Miracle Whip and sprinkled with dill weed seasoning.
New Music: Amil
Wow, bitches truly don’t have shit to rap about.
Amil is back, if you care. And her new track is called “I Hate My Baby Daddy“…oh yeah bitch? So um, why did you breed with this fool? It took bringing a child into this world for you to realize he’s ass?
Whatev. Go back to workin’ at Sears bitch and stop breeding with losers!
I’m sorry but I HATE women who complain about the father(s) of their kids. I feel like this; “Bitch, you picked him, you had kids with him so deal with him and shut the fuck up about it. Did you hate him when you were fuckin’ him? Was he an asshole when you decided to have his kids?“
A lot of these sluts want you to believe that their baby daddies turn into assholes once kids come into the picture, and sure, some men do. But I truly believe that if women took more time to get to know these MEN, they’ll realize he’s an ass before they breed with them. And then, they won’t have to write stupid raps about him and shit. Afterall, men aren’t hard to figure out; fuck him, feed and if you shut the fuck up long enough, you’ll realize that he’s an asshole!!
UGH, I am on the rag so I am extra salty today…and I need to be fucked by an asshole.
Dirty Quote Of The Day
“At first I was shocked that they would say I couldn’t check both boxes. She said the computer system, that was just updated, takes only one race. But so many kids that live here in Kenosha are not just white or not just black. I can’t see how a state can only see one. She (the secretary) handed the form back to me and said I had to pick one, otherwise, someone would pick his race for me.”
-Mom claims school bias against her biracial kids
Ha-Ha, LOSER!
I guess dancing around like a fuckin’ hype and pouring malt liquor on bitches in videos doesn’t pay afterall.
Damon Dash and his fashion designer wife, Rachel Roy, are in jeopardy of losing two of their Manhattan apartments after apparently failing to pay their hefty mortgages.
The bank holding the mortgages says in a court filing Dash and Rachel Roy owe $7.3 million on the properties and it has begun foreclosure proceedings.
Eastern Savings Bank says Dash and Roy were supposed to make monthly payments of $78,500.
Can I Wear Janet Instead?
Damn, Janet is GORGEOUS!!!
Janet has launched her official line of lingerie called the Pleasure Principle Lingerie.
Jackson’s Pleasure Principle line of lingerie will hit retailers in November.
The 18-piece line ranges in sizes of 32A to 44G, and all pieces will retail for under $40.
“I hate when you’ve had on a bra all day long and you just can’t wait to take it off – every woman has experienced that,” says Janet. “A lot of lingerie tends to leave those marks and be uncomfortable. This line is about detail, fit and comfort as well as beauty and making women feel sexy. In order for me to do something I have to be very passionate about it or I won’t give it my all. I had so much fun designing this.”
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