Daily Archives: October 20, 2008

Venti, Sugar-Free Camel Toe Please


You know its a damn shame when your camel toe looks more appetizing than you do. Damn, even her camel toe kinda looks like Mr. Potato Head lips.

Terror Reid’s ass and stomach make me appreciate my body’s flaws. I’d sooner lick Paris Hilton’s crusty crabs than want for a pudding ass and stomach like Tara’s.

The poor people of Miami were forced to look at Dr. Flesh-N-Stein over the weekend…..and to think, girls all over the world find this body type desirable.

A Leaky Ass Is Funnier


The Brit’s have realized what American’s have failed to accept, and that is, Sarah Silverman is not funny.

Silverman’s first ever U.K. over the weekend gig failed to impress British comedy fans – THANK GOD – they booed the bitch after she cut her OVER-hyped set in half.

Some taunted her with chants of, “I’ve seen longer clips on YouTube!” and “Sarah – you’re overrated!”.

According to BBC News:

After the audience refused to leave, Silverman was forced to give a Q&A session as an encore after admitting she had no other material prepared. Unimpressed fans shouted “you’re over-hyped Sarah” and “I’ve seen longer clips on YouTube”, before the star told the audience to “go home” and then left the stage.

BBC Radio 1 reporter Kev Geoghegan, who was also at the gig, said Silverman looked “clearly mystified” as to why she had to return to the stage after her short set.

“A lot of people who paid £45 a ticket would have been aggrieved,” he told the BBC News website. “For a gig that size of 3,600 people and a first night in London to show people what all the fuss in America is about her, she could’ve done more – she should have been able to fill for another 20 minutes.”

(source)

Dirty Quote Of The Day


“The management behind McCain’s campaign has been dumb. This has only helped accentuate the problem of his judgment in choosing, in such a cynical way, a candidate like Sarah Palin for vice president. I think the last thing that they would want right about now is to have the rest of America knowing all that… to have her be seen on ‘SNL,’ certainly never there. If anything, you just want her to be seen just from a distance.”

-Chevy Chase

Keys Rocks Berlin


Alicia Keys rocked da house during a concert at the O2 World in Berlin, Germany on October 18th.

Keys and Coldplay lead the nominees for the 2008 American Music Awards. Both are contenders for artist of the year.

Keys has a total of five AMA nominations.

Lil Wayne is also an artist-of-the-year candidate.

The American Music Awards will be presented in Los Angeles on November 23. CLICK HERE for the list of nominees.